The entire thing was like a scene out of OITNB. I had to get naked, squat and cough, wear an orange jumpsuit type scrubs thing. And they handed me a rolled up mattress w a toothbrush, roll of toilet paper, and a piece of paper w phone numbers of people I got off my phone to call on the phone in the cell room thing.
Don’t worry tho, they may have put me in a room w meth heads and people coming down from Ice (don’t ask me what that is, bc I have absolutely no idea…)…
But they took me in as one of their own and explained the whole process to me.
Yeah, I totally made friends w meth heads and heroin addicts in jail.
Not the drunk tank.
At some point, after much irritation, I found that you can’t call any phone number that has an out-of-state area code…
This girl (whom I think was a heroin addict), offered to call her boyfriend who would then call my friend Victoria to explain what had happened. He also looked up my mugshot for me and told me I looked a hot mess. (Eye roll).
He literally got his roommate’s phone and put it up to his, so I could talk to Tori through 2 phones.
I mean, IDK about you but I think that’s hilarious.
She then called my mom to explain the situation and let her know I needed to be bailed out. Drunk. She called my mom DRUNK to tell her I needed her to bail me out of jail for selling a controlled substance. wtf.
…my bail was set at $70,000
…let’s just say she wasn’t too happy.
On a side note, while I was jail…
On my way out, I ran into a correctional officer I’d met at Harry’s Bar and had HOOKED UP WITH 2 weeks earlier. LOL. When he noticed me,in my scrubs and carrying the rolled up mattress and mascara stains all over my face, I grinned and said to him, “would you believe me if I said this was a social visit?”